[ T E N things you want to say to T E N different people. ]
[ one. ] Don't hate-force yourself to be unique.
[ two. ] We need to talk more. Like srsly hun.
[ three. ] You're adorable, but don't let it go to your head babe.
[ four. ] You need to lay off the preggo vibes, they're scaring your children
[ five. ] I'm ignoring you.
[ six. ] I wish I could have done more when you were depressed.
[ seven. ] You fuckin' creep me out. You and your non-bra-ness need to not exist my general area.
[ eight. ] And you! Just stay the fuck away from me you dolphin freak. I aint puttin' up with your creepiness or your goddamn voice any longer! Shoo ya slimy sad sack.
[ nine. ] Willy-willy, I love you~
[ ten. ] I don't talk to you cuz I don' wanna. To bad, so sad, sorry-not.
[ N I N E things about yourself: ]
[ I. ] I'm a horrible artistic judge.
[ II. ] Jak is hot. Daxter is hotter.
[ III. ]

I'm a furry!
[ IV. ] Why hallo thar [insert favorite pairing]! Butt sex?
[ V. ] I probably think about sex too much XD
[ VI. ] I hate early christians. With every fiber of my being. Fuck you and your fucked up masculine god, I'm going back to the Great Goddess and her equality of gender and sexual expression.
[ VII. ] I miss him, so much. Damn I miss him.
[ VIII. ] I like to burn things.
[ IX. ] My way of talking is based on Daxter and Jinx from Jak and Daxter. Ever notice that I call everyone babe?
[ E I G H T ways to win your heart: ]
[ uno. ] Be someone I can talk to.
[ dos. ] Joke with me hun, it's fun.
[ tres. ] surprise me. Not all the time. Just a little makes the world an awesome place.
[ cuatro. ] Common ground of some sort y/y?
[ cinco. ] I'm shallow. I have to find you attractive to want to be with you, because sex is a definite.
[ seis. ] Don't be afraid to take the back seat...
[ siete. ] ..but don't forget to return the lovin'
[ ocho. ] Be an artist of some sorts. That's a demand.
[ S E V E N things that cross your mind a lot: ]
[ 1. ] Sex.
[ 2. ] Doodlin'
[ 3. ] Jak
[ 4. ] Razr
[ 5. ] Food
[ 6. ] Going outside and running around in the sun.
[ 7. ] SLEEP
[ S I X things you couldn't live without: ]
[ S i x . ] My eyes. Take my tongue, curse my hands, peel my skin but leave my eyes. In the end, seeing is believing and we all need to believe.
[ F i v e . ] Music. I love music so much.
[ F o u r. ] Companionship. Animals, people, imaginary friends. I'd flip a lid and rocket sanity if I was alone for too long.
[ T h r e e. ] Dreaming. Day-dreaming or sleep-dreaming, it doesn't matter. Nothing is a larger creative force then a rampant imagination.
[ T w o. ] Drawing. I don't think I can ever see myself giving up drawing.
[ O n e. ] Sex. Its not just a feel good activity people. Were talkin' about a silent conversation, comfort, gifts, play and bond builder wrapped into one little act.
[ F I V E turn OFFS: ]
[ Ayy. ] Speech problems. Accents are fine but if you're talkin' like you don't know your ass from your heels, I'm a-gonna smack you.
[ Bee. ] Snobbiness. Because seriously, I should be highest on your list, not you.
[ Cee. ] Actually, people coming onto me with no warning. Automatic turn off, because I get defensive and then you're Really fucked.
[ Dee. ] Guys only: Being younger then me.
[ Eef. ] Not following some type of social hierarchy. I'm good with loner types who stick it to the man, but you gotta be in the food chain Somewhere if you want me.
[ F O U R turn ONS: ]
[ up. ] Smells. Holy shit, smells are awesome.
[ down. ] Guys only: side burns. Don't ask me.
[ around. ] Girls only: Big hips.
[ town. ] holyshitfuckyesHIPLINES. Srsly, those pretty little hip and ab definition lines? With a little happy trail on Either sex? Omnomnomnomnom.
[ T H R E E smileys or icons that describe your life: ]
1. >:3
2. .. o o?
3. D:<
[ T W O things you want to do before you die: ]
[ won. ] Travel the world.
[ to. ] Spend a week with Tao and Razr.
[ O N E confession: ]
[ FIRST! ] I.. Don't wear underwear? Unless I'm on my period?
.. and that's the mem folks! Ok, nothin' to see here. Go on! Git!